atikiosity:

atikiosity:

if sherlock and john had a cat, the cat would literally turn into a second sherlock. or sherlock would turn into a second cat. or sherlock and the cat meet somewhere in the middle

• john finding sherlock and the cat both curled up on the couch in comletely identical positions, both sulking because john had the audacity to go out and buy groceries
  
• sherlock, sitting at the kitchen table, peering at his mould cultures with unwavering concentration and the cat, sitting on the kitchen table, peering at Sherlock with unwavering concentration
• john walking in on sherlock having an actual conversation with the cat? like, sherlock saying something like, “the depth of the wound suggests that it was a simple kitchen knife” and the cat sort of scowling at him until sherlock makes his big realisation face and exclaims, “of course! the stolen dagger! stupid. stupid!” then eyes the cat suspiciously and says, “oh no, what did i miss now?”
• john taking the cat to the vet for vaccinations and sherlock losing his shit completely and sulking in solidarity with the cat for three days
• john and sherlock fighting because the cat is not allowed in the bedroom and john is determined to keep it that way; sherlock finds that rule stupid and useless, and teaching the cat to stay out of the bedroom is a waste of his precious time, obviously; so when they’re done fighting and ready for some passionate post-fight… activities, they find the cat sitting on their bed, innocently cleaning her fur